Heavy night of drinking? Ride a Horse!

This from the AP news service:


The (state supreme) court ruled Wednesday in a case against two men in Mercer County in 2002. Riders Keith Travis, 41, and Richard Noel, 49, were charged with drunken driving along with a man driving a pickup who allegedly rear-ended the horse Travis was riding away from a bar on a dark country road.
All three men failed field sobriety tests, police said, but a judge threw out the charges against Noel and Travis after they argued that the word "vehicles" in the state's drunken-driving law doesn't apply to horses.

Welcome 2 the wild, wild west ladies and gentlemen. And here I thought only the Amish rode horses around these days. But Amish guys don't drink, do they?

Kind of puts a whole new spin on the term hot 2 trot. Next time I'm stumbling out of Central Station, my horse will be waiting 4 me 2 ride ... or perhaps he'll just be hung like a horse.

Ta, kiddies.

Britney Spears and her new beau

So, the buzz is Ms. Pop Tart is now Mrs. Pop Tart in a secret ceremony held only for entourage. Who gives a rat's ass? Whenever celebrities get engaged or married the media pounces on it like a 1250 lb. gorilla going for the last banana on earth. Let them marry whomever they want. The fact is I can't get married. Not unless I go to Canada or Massachusetts anyway. The bigger problem is I can't even get a date. See, the date cums b4 the marriage, right? I think that's how it all works. Am I the only one who finds trying to romance and woo another man of quality is often a thankless task? Any tips anyone?

Ah well. I'm really not so dire about it all. The fact is I still love men. And I still love Britney with her non-singing, lip-synching, get somebody else to write me good songs and produce me self. I am still SO "In the Zone"! Apparently, she's getting sued for that title, too. Is that ridiculous or what? Hmmm, I wonder if I'll get sued for being Saturn. Guess I'd have 2 make some money first. They don't want nothing with my broke ass. So, looky here, u can help Saturn (the car and the planet) sue me by contributing to me fiscally. Go to www.iamsaturn.com and buy my cd. U'll like it. Oh, and join my mailing list because I have a new and even better cd coming out soon and I'd like to ask you to buy that one too.

Take care cyberlings. Until the next rant...

smooches.